You know how people say that “Jesus was a Jew” (being “funny”). And then some people reply with “But only on his mother’s side”? well this one time I made a joke about how Jesus was a bastard; trying to be witty- pithy if you will. Cuz you know, conceived out of wed-lock and all that. Anyway, turns out is was not funny.
So during this Christmas Season please do yourself a favor and remember: Jesus was not a bastard….